'Not Safe Four Words' Card Game

Think sweary adult / playground humour meets Cards Against Humanity. Create the rudest, most eyebrow-raising phrases possible from innocent-looking words. Try it. Make the filthiest phrase you can from "hobbit, birthday, orgy, secret."

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How to play

The really short version

Make each other laugh. Do not hold back.

Deal four cards to each player (3-5 players is best). Put the rest in the middle. Draw one from the remaining deck and place it face up. The player to the left tries to make a four-word phrase using that card and three other cards from their hand. If anyone laughs, even a snort or a titter, the player wins those cards and puts them in their pile of filth. Play continues to the left.

If you're a prude or a professor of something fancy, fear not. You can tell yourself it's a social experiment and that you're only playing it to "see what all the fuss is about". Just ignore the fact it'll have you crying with laughter, blushing like your Great Aunt Agnes and wetting yourself.